The golem starts advancing menacingly, swinging its club. The party takes a step backwards, except Mophus with his lacivious grin.
"That's a nice club!" said Mophus smiling.The golem was so intimidated (especially since golems don't actually have anything...you know...there....) that he ran off screaming, dropping his heavy club.
"Oh," said Leyla, very disappointed.
"Oh," said Mophus, somehow even more disappointed, so disappointed that his face actually fell. He turned to the rest of the group, who were alternatively looking on shocked. whistling and looking anywhere else but, or chocking to death tryign not to laugh.
"You see," explained Mophus, "Leyla's just at it so much, and has such an appetite, it gets hard for a poor priest like me, I mean I can try and get it up but really it's just too much sometimes." Mophus looked sadly at the continued gazes. "Her shelf. She collectes the heaviest rock ornaments imagineable, hundreds of them, she's an insatiable collector. It fell down recently, and it is really heavy. I haven't been able to get it back up for weeks, even when using some rope to rig up a pully system. I mean every night I've tried and tired myself out. We could really do with a strong golem to do it for us!
"Ooooooooooooooooooooh" said the group understandingly and relieved, except for the sections which had been chocking, which now chocked even more and were in tears.
"Yeah, I mean I get so tired out that Leyla and I haven't had deviant sheep-restraining sex for weeks!"
At this point, it's probably best to just note the fact Mophus doens't have a grin, pick up the discared stone club if you like, and move on very quickly passed this trial to the next.