Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

126.Beowuuf

The party are busy headbanging and don't instantly realise they are in a big hall - but they are.

Tiggy

"Ugh, the dragon can't spell," says Tiggy with disgust, "it says 'Nobodies Contest' "

Leif

"Umm, I don't think that's the case," said Leif, looking across the hall. "What do you call a group of skeletons?"

"A flock I think, why, what's the joke?" asked Tiggy interested.

"No joke," says Leif, indicating the warparty of skeletons, "they're flocking this way!"

Skeleton

Uh-oh! Is the party in trouble? Or can Gothmog, lord of doing crazy magical stuff save the day?

Gothmog

If Gothmog isn't available to do anything, or you don't want him to, it's time to fight it out! There are 20 skeletons. Sadly, anyone dead in the party goes off to join their skeletonised comrades! And any trolins decide to sit this one out.

If the party is being cautious now, then one skeleton gets in a free bop to the head of a random member, who is knocked unconscious.

Now, it's time to fight. Each conscious member of the party can take out one skeleton. If a member possesses a sword or axe (there was a shop earlier you know!) they can take out an additional skeleton. If a member possesses a club (again, could have shopped for more, no stealing trolin clubs) then they can take out an additional two skeletons. If you possess a stone club, and Halk, Leif or Stamm to swing it, they get an additional three skeletons instead

Are there any skeletons left? If so, each party member can take out an additional one skeleton (only), but will be knocked unconscious themselves.

So, did you win? Do you have any conscious party members left?