Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

139.Beowuuf

The party can't quite co-ordinate. The mace head falls off, and the sword blade snaps as they are used. The powerful axe flies off and almost beheads wuuf, and the fourth weapon is used up-side down - and hilts don't do much damage to magical skeletons.

Meeeeeeeeeeeanwhile, magical skeletons do a heck of a lot of damage to unarmed opponents.

The party wake up in little bowls, with spikes shoved in unfortunate places. There is a general growling and lots of gutteral utterances. The party then realise they are on a huge table in the middle of a group of drunken dragons wearing party favours - infact, they are the finger food.

Probably best to go to 1 and restart before the dragons get peckish...