Tired of the lack of progress, Gando decided to cast a spell in the hope of advancing the story. He checked his spell book for something suitable. Among all his common spells, he found one unknown. It had but one syllable. "Hmmm, I wonder what this does" he thought as he waved his wand in the air. "It's no sorcery I'm familiar with."
He waved the wand some more, drawing in space what appeared to be a Moomin and shouted the unfamiliar rune: "ZED!"
Immediately, there was a loud bang, a flash of light and the whole of Mount Anaias collapsed on our unsuspecting party, killing all instantly. Well, except for Gando who, with his dying breath, simply said "Bugger."
Alas, dear reader, your quest ends here. You can try again, but remember that allowing characters to mess with arcana from alternate fictions is probably not a good idea.