With many a clanking nashing grinding noise, the portcullis slowly opens. Nabi is poked awake after falling asleep waiting, Syra and Chani both stay well awake so not to give Stamm a poking excuse.
The party walk forward determinedly, and then all 'ooph' as they realise that they have walked sideways due to mis-mapped keys in the config file. Nabi falls asleep again while you, the reader, go and change the config file. He is poked awake again, and happily the whole party then walk forward...
"Oh bum," says Leif the apparently not so valiant from the second to last row, "apparently I've stepped on a switch"
The portcullis comes crashing down, missing the rear of the party (well, except for Hissssa's tail, but he won't notice and will grow another one once he pulls the first off walking forward)
"Oh that's just typical!" says Gothmog, thankful it wasn't him, "now what?"
Well, now what?