Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

55.Beowuuf

HAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

Some of the finest minds of our generation, nay the world, have been busy curing cancer or some such nonesense, but us poor buggers here have tried for decades to work that one out instead!

If you seriously think you are going to solve it, then you are too insane even for this thread.

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And if you already have solved it, then the rampant attacks you will get from people eager to know and people annoyed you solved it will probably kill you. Especially if it was something really, really obvious.

Wait, I can tell by your look - you know it, don't you! That's why you are so confident! Get 'im lads!

Wahahahahhahahaha-

*Ahem*

Possibly, if you want to avoid this sort of foolishness gentle reader, you may wish to go back to 1 and stop being so foolish yourself. The party is fine, but if you carry on reaing much longer you might not be.