Some Trolin teenagers closeby are practising their new garage band sound, with some some drums, trumpets and a magical guitar.
The resulting strains of the groovy go-get-em tune inspires Hawk, Daroou, Zed and Howlin' Mad Wu-Tse (dressing up as a girl dressed up as a man, crazy bastard)
Zed rips off his false moustache to reveal his boyishly handsome visage and grabs a hammer, Hawk goes and gets some smoked glass and yells at Howlin' Mad Wu-Tse to get out of the way so he can weld stuff, Daroou takes off his costume head and chomps on a cigar, and before you can say 'der da der der, der der der, dana na na na na, der da der der der *bum bum*' they had created a battletank with screamer slice firing cannon.
All the champions get in the tank, it turns around, and fires its cannon dramatically at the barracade, after first harmlessly shooting several hundred rounds of small rocks at all the gathering trolins who are incapacitated without any deaths.
After firing the cannon, the resulting explosion leaves one of Daroou's legs still intact, and a smoking cigar.
Sadly, the component parts were too close to being perfect to make a tank from. Now, if it had been some doors and a mouse and a kettle, the champions might have stood a chance of creating something.