Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

61.Beowuuf

The party take the chance and run through the portcullis, screaming like girls whether they are female or not. Luckily, the portcullis is slow to fall. Halk's helmet falls off, and Leyla drops her rope, but the two of them manage to reach back and whip them out from under the crushing death before it finally falls. HelmetRope

Dusting themselves off, the party realise their is inspiring music playing in the background, it is a Trolin garage band now playing the rollicking strains of some big adventure music. Probably from some film about an etymologist - darn those etymologists are cool and slick!

Looking around, the party notice they are in a small room with another door. "I could do with a lift, I was feeling down," says Zed, laughing at his own joke. The rest of the party walk forward to examine the lift visible, 'accidentally' standing on Zed's feet as they pass.