Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

89.Beowuuf

The party think the band is pretty good, and Azizi decides that she wouldn't mind being a groupie to a famous band.

"We have this ticket to the Battle of the Bands!" she says, making doe-y eyes at the troiln with the biggest guitar.

"Wait, that's only for one person!" says a trolin with an oboe. "What about the rest of us?"

"Seeya suckers!" says the guitar player, snatching the ticket out of poor Azizi's hands and running off, dropping his guitar in his excitement.

Azizi

"Hmm, well that was unfortunate," says Azizi, brushing away a tear. She then realises she is saying it to a bunch of very annoyed Trolins. Luckily, Hissssa suggests one of the party might be able to play the guitar as a replacement.

A trolin scarily easily lifts the portcullis enough to slide the guitar through, and the item makes a tour of the group. Sadly, all the party can play is, by and large, Stairway to Corbums.

Sar

Luckily, by the time it has done its full tour, the trolin group have already realised they prefer it without the annoying guitarist, and meanwhile Alex has found a Sar coin lodged in the body of the instrument.

Everyone feels happy, and the party decide to leave to the strains of 'Take My Breath Away with a Club' from the film 'Top Crossbow' while they still can.