"Finally!" says the wife, "Gerald, why couldn't you find anything like this?" The wife greedily takes everything the party can give, and happy dumps a whole pile of weapons from the walls and furniture at their feet.
"Take this junk away," she says as she dances around with glee. The party look at the stuff, and realise this is no ordinary tat. Four of these weapons are infact Heroic Weapons(tm) that any champion would happily give up both his or her arms to weild* The trolin guide is slightly put out, but perhaps realises that a happy wife means he can nip off to the tavern later without comment.
With everyone happy, the tour guide leads the party back to the lift again.
*A real champion can still weild a great weapon between his teeth, so that's not an issue