Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

107.Beowuuf

Tiggy

The champions carried on passed the now disabled blocker. If Linflas took the shot, he is too dispirited to notice that his arrow had simply hit a lever on the floor.

"The Trial of Intimidation" declared the next scratched wall text.

"Coo, fancy that," said Tiggy, "a talking wall text" (if Tiggy is indeed conscious, if not it was Gando doing his schtick again of impersonations and ventriloguism. If Gando's out too, then really, what ARE you doing in this adventure? Why aren't you dead yet!)

Gando

"What's so intimidating about this empty space?" they all asked each other. "All that's here is a pillar"

The party then looked upwards. They then realised that it was no pillar.

Golem

"Bloody hell, it's a HUGE stome golem! That's just his leg!" declared Halk.
"Umm, I don't think that a leg," said Daroou, "that look like it just his-"
"Stop it!"
"-club"
"Well, we all know Halk finds larger clubs intimidating," said Chani with a smirk, "what are we going to do - I think it's seen us and my magic is useless!"
"Could always distract it with flash of your moonstone," suggested Daroou, who then wondered why he's been slapped about the head. Surely blinding it with sparkling things was a good idea?

With an odd creaking moaning sound, the huge stone golem finally looked down.

"Crush little humans!" said the thing slowly and boomingly. And intimidatingly. So intimidatingly that any non-humans just shut up and didn't quibble aout it.

What to do?

Coin

If you have Mophus in your party, and he is conscious...

If mophus cannot contribute, then the fighters will have to step up! For each of the following front row fighters you possess who are conscious and unwounded (Halk, Stamm, Leif, Sonja, Hisssa, Iaido, Linflas, Daroou) add one point to a maximum of six. For each one that can be armed with a club, sword or axe add a further point to a maximum of six. If you possess any trolins in the party, then reduce the score by one for each as they laugh at the size of your champions' weapons.

Now roll two dice!