Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

34.Joramun

While Syra helps Stamm to recover from his psychological shock, Chani gets her hand on Mophus' bottle.

"Ok, we have to go back to the fountain so that Gothmog can drink."

She was about to hand Gothmog the green bottle, when a closer inspection shows the after effects of the Um Oh Ew spell.

Chani : "Oh Gor Be Damned ! The bottle contains a dead frog!"
Mophus : "Are you sure ? It was a fine 1957 Merlot, spell-imported from France!"
Gothmog : "What spell did you use ? Some importation spells are quite random : EE Bay Ir Ros is generally fine, but Pal Ya Bro Sar is sometimes a bit unaccurate"
Mophus : "I used a family recipe : I use Oh Kath Ros on an eye of time to send a Zo Box to my cousin who lives in this dimension. He then can fit a bottle in, and send it back with a simple Des Gor Sar spell."
Nabi : "Hmm, I heard dimension traveling often have strange effects on objects and living beings"
Mophus : "Yes, but the Zo Box protects its content quite thoroughly."
Gothmog : "I'm not sure it would be healthy for me to drink from that bottle, though."
Mophus : "I'll have to ask my cousin with a telepathy spell about that bottle…"

The other party member are starting to get impatient, especially Hisssa and Daroou who seem to each have a very personal idea on how to deal with the bottle.

So what should the party do ?