Imaginatively the least imaginative character, Zed, sliced open the baguette, applied some of Hissssa's fang juices inside, rubbed a little bit of Elija's special ointment on the surface and then asked Gothmog to breathe on the now effervescing dough. Within an instant it was all shoved into Mophus' mouth, and splinters of wood stuck into his gums.
"It works!" shouted Zed.
"It mph mphrr mphhhrrs!!!!" muffled Mophus.
Now go to 4 minus your cheese, bread and any bad teeth Mophus may have had.