The tour guide sucks though his teeth. "Well, really, the tour sucks. For one gold coin I could skip all the boring bits, and take you right to the dragon lair at the end.
The party nod enthusiastically, and the tour guide let's the cart quickly trundle along without any comment or care.
Finally, you end up at the 'dragon cave', which ends up being the tour guide's house.
"You see, the wife is a real dragon," the tour guide says, almost apologising for the trick. The tour guide then almost gets choked by an annoyed and skin-flint Stamm, except the guide really does have a mean looking wife and the party decide to hold Stamm back. If Lord Chaos had only utilised troilin wives instead of the lazier husbands for DM no-one would have gotten passed level 3!
Luckily, she is too busy trying to spruce up the home to pay you much attention. She keeps tutting and sighing at the horrible green slime and all the captured weaponry placed up on the walls.