Dungeon Master
The Silly and Christmas-y Choose Your Own Adventure 2007

2.Joramun

Stamm jumps in and decides to open the chest. A dwarf wouldn't miss an occasion to get a treasure for himself, would he? Unfortunately, the chest only contains a cheese, a baguette (you know, bread) and a scroll.

The scroll says : "Htee Trouy Krae Blli Wuo Ye Seeh Ceht Teat Onod"

Stamm, disappointed, throws the scroll and the hard piece of cheese in Linflas' face: "Darn, I bet this is stupid elvish !"

Linflas is stunned by the cheese and finds no sharp reply to return, but his scornful look at the dwarven being says all that's on his mind. Moreover, it's not written in elvish at all. This message looks rather like cheesy orcish than something else.

Mophus, trying to solve the situation, makes a proposal :